the internet?
OZ
You can do that?
JIM
(off their looks)
Oh -- no way. I can't do that to her.
STIFLER
Dammit, Jim, get some fucking balls.
If you don't have the guts to
photograph a naked chick in your room,
how are you ever gonna sleep with one?
Now all you gotta do is set up some
sort of private link or whatever on
the net, and tell me the address.
The guys ponder this.
KEVIN
You can send me the address too.
JIM
Well...dammit, if I'm doing this, how
the hell am I gonna watch?
KEVIN
I'll save you a seat.
INT. JIM'S BEDROOM - DAY
Jim is setting the computer camera on top of the monitor.
The computer BINGS.
COMPUTER VOICE
"You have established an internet
connection."
Jim sits. Types a quick E-mail. It reads: "OH YEAH!
128.220.27.102/tempt/NadiaVision. ENJOY!"
Jim scrolls through his list of E-mail addresses.
Highlights a listing. Clicks "Send."
INT. KEVIN'S BEDROOM - DAY
Kevin and Finch sit in front of a computer. Kevin is
unloading beer and chips from a grocery bag.
We see an image of Jim's bedroom on the computer screen.
It's a little strobed, but easily watchable. Suddenly
Jim's face pops into frame. He's adjusting the camera.
KEVIN
There we go.
INT. JIM'S BEDROOM - DAY
We see the same image on Jim's screen. Jim turns off
just the monitor. It looks like the computer is off --
the ruse is undetectable.
Jim's dad enters with Nadia. She's in sweats and a
leotard, carrying a duffel bag over her shoulder. Jim's
dad is delighted, fidgety, almost giddy.
JIM'S DAD
Son. This lady's here for you.
JIM
(like it's no big deal)
I know. Hey Nadia.
NADIA
Hello James. Ready to study.
JIM'S DAD
Oh, you bet he is. Jim's quite the
bookworm.
JIM
Dad.
JIM'S DAD
Oh, no, not too much of a bookworm.
He's a good little kid. Er, guy.
Man.
JIM
Dad!!
JIM'S DAD
Okay, okay. I'll let you hit those
books.
Jim's dad gives a knowing look and exits.
INT. STIFLER'S HOUSE - BROTHER'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME
STIFLER'S YOUNGER BROTHER, 11, a monster, is tugging at
Stifler, who sits at the computer, watching Jim's room.
STIFLER'S BROTHER
Steve! Steve! It's
my computer and
I
wanna use it!
STIFLER
Shut up and watch this, you might
learn something.
INT. JIM'S BEDROOM - DAY
JIM
So you need to change, right?
NADIA
Do you mind? This fabric is so
uncomfortable.
She sets her duffel on Jim's bed.
JIM
No, go right ahead and get dressed.
I'll just be downstairs, studying up.
Get me when you're ready.
Jim exits, closing the door behind him.
INT. KEVIN'S BEDROOM - DAY - SAME TIME
KEVIN
Here we go.
INT. JIM'S HOUSE - HALLWAY - CONTINUING
He's off! Jim sprints down the hall. Thunders down the
stairs.
INT. JIM'S HOUSE - CONTINUING
Jim's Mom and Dad are sitting downstairs. Jim bolts
through the room.
JIM
Be back in a sec!
He practically crashes through the door on his way out.
JIM'S MOM
Jim? Honey, where are you going?
She turns and looks at her husband. Both perplexed.
EXT. STREET - CONTINUING
Jim runs like hell.
INT. JIM'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME
Nadia unzips her duffel, pulling some clothes out.
EXT. KEVIN'S HOUSE - CONTINUING
Jim trucks across the lawn to the door.
INT. KEVIN'S BEDROOM - DAY
Kevin and Finch are watching the computer screen.
KEVIN
Want a beer?
Finch simply waves off the question. He's glued to the
screen.
Jim bursts into the room, breathless.
JIM
Did I miss anything?!
KEVIN
Just in time.
Jim grabs a seat by the computer. All three guys watch,
transfixed. Nadia is slipping out of her leotard.
JIM
Woah!
Nadia's leotard is off. Bra and panties. Outstanding
body.
INTERCUT BETWEEN JIM'S BEDROOM and the guys around the
computer screen in Kevin's Bedroom.
Nadia pauses. Looks in Jim's full-length mirror.
Admiring her body.
KEVIN
Oh, man! This is incredible.
And...yes! Nadia peels off her sportsbra. Supple
breasts. The guys are awestruck.
KEVIN (CONT'D)
I can't believe Oz had to work.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - LITTLE AUDITORIUM - DAY
Oz sits alone in the empty vocal jazz rehearsal area. He
sighs, leafing through some sheet music. It's as quiet
and boring as can be.
INT. STIFLER'S HOUSE - BROTHER'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME
Stifler and his brother are awestruck.
STIFLER'S BROTHER
This is like the coolest thing I've
ever seen.
INT. KEVIN'S BEDROOM - DAY - CONTINUING
JIM
Oh, thank you Lord, for this wonderful
day.
Nadia still primps in the mirror. Then she looks around.
Very carefully, she pokes through the stuff on Jim's
night table.
JIM (cont'd)
Hey! You can't touch my stuff!
Nadia opens the night table. Stops. Jim flushes. Nadia
delicately reaches into the night table as Jim crumbles.
JIM (cont'd)
Oh no no no.
She pulls out the stack of porno magazines.
KEVIN
Nice collection there, Jim.
Nadia takes a PENTHOUSE. Starts thumbing through it.
She sits on Jim's bed. Lingering on some pages. Getting
aroused.
JIM
Dear God -- she's -- she's -- she's --
Welcome to every man's fantasy. Nadia's hand wanders
into her panties.
JIM (cont'd)
Gentlemen, I'd like to make an
announcement. There is a gorgeous
woman masturbating on my bed.
The guys watch, completely blown away. Nadia's lost
herself.
KEVIN
You know, Jim...you could go back
there...and...
FINCH
(nodding)
Seduce her.
JIM
But, but -- what would I do?
KEVIN
Anything! Just tell her it looks like
she needs an extra hand or something.
JIM
That's stupid.
KEVIN
No, you're stupid. Get going! Right
now! She's primed!
JIM
Oh...oh...oh, shit!
He BOLTS across the room.
EXT. KEVIN'S HOUSE - DAY
Jim sprints across the lawn.
EXT. STREET - DAY - CONTINUING
Jim leaps over a row of bushes. Wipes out. Gets up and
keeps running.
INT. JIM'S HOUSE - DAY - CONTINUING
Jim crashes into the house and runs past his bewildered
parents.
JIM
Hey mom hey dad!
He rushes up the stairs. Jim's Dad looks hopeful.
INT. JIM'S HOUSE - HALLWAY - CONTINUING
Jim stops outside his door, catching his breath. He can
hear FAINT MOANING from inside. He's hesitating.
JIM
Oh boy oh God oh crap oh no.
INT. KEVIN'S BEDROOM - DAY - SAME TIME
KEVIN
Come on, Jim. Where are you?
The PHONE RINGS. Kevin answers.
KEVIN (cont'd)
(into phone)
Hello? Hey Sherman...wh
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