LACROSSE BUDDIES
(cheering, slapping him)
Yeah, go Oz! etc.
Oz laughs, embarrassed.
OZ
(pandering to them)
Hey, you know, what can I say, I dig
those cute little sweaters she wears.
STIFLER
I'll bet you do, you little horndog,
she's givin' you fuckin' stiffies,
right?
Stifler goes into what can only be described as the Spank-
Me-And-Fuck-Me-Like-A-Whore-Dance.
STIFLER (CONT'D)
Yeah! Sing for me! yes!
The other guys LAUGH. Oz joins in, laughing in spite of
himself. They all high-five.
And from the other side of the field, we see Heather
peering over at them. Hardly believing it as Oz joins in
the laughter.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - CLASSROOM - DAY
English class. The TEACHER is wrapping up a lecture.
TEACHER
So once Hal becomes king, he has to
take on the responsibilities of
leadership, and turn his back on his
old, drunken friend, Falstaff. You
see, Hal was going through a rite of
passage, much like you all are. Make
the most of the time you've got left
together. You'll miss it later.
Jim, Kevin, and Oz sit in the back of the classroom in
one corner.
OZ
So does your tongue cramp up?
KEVIN
Nah, you get kind of dizzy though.
JIM
Wow, that's amazing, she's probably
gonna want to do it soon.
Kevin shrugs as the BELL RINGS. Sherman passes by.
SHERMAN
Still questing after the holy grail,
eh guys?
He CHUCKLES and exits. The guys stand up, exiting the
classroom.
JIM
Hey, where's Finch?
KEVIN
Went home to shit.
JIM
I don't get it. How does a guy like
that get this sudden reputation?
OZ
What reputation?
KEVIN
Observe.
He taps a passing RANDOM CUTE GIRL on the shoulder.
KEVIN (cont'd)
Excuse me. Do you know who Paul
Finch is?
RANDOM CUTE GIRL
Of course! Have you guys seen his
tattoo?
KEVIN
...Yes?
RANDOM CUTE GIRL
Is it cool? I heard it was like an
eagle, blazing in fire and stuff.
JIM
(nods, loving it)
Actually, it's an eagle and this big
python.
RANDOM CUTE GIRL
Really?!
JIM
Yeah, see it's on his stomach, here,
and the eagle -- the eagle is actually
grasping the python in its talons, so
the snake is like his --
KEVIN
(interrupting)
That's good, Jim.
RANDOM CUTE GIRL
Woah, no way! That guy is so cool!
She hurries off to tell her friends. The guys exit the
classroom.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - SENIOR HIGH LOCKERS - CONTINUING
OZ
Okay, explain.
KEVIN
I can't, I have no idea how he's doing
it. And that leaves you trailing,
Jim. You gotta get your act together.
JIM
(a little aggravated)
Yeah, I know. I'm working on it.
Jim turns around -- to find Nadia is standing right in
front of him. Jim says nothing. Stuck. Staring. Oz
elbows him. Jim gives a startled GRUNT.
NADIA
You are very good in the world history
class, yes?
JIM
(gulps)
Me?
Jim looks over to Kevin and Oz, who excitedly give him
encouraging looks and gestures.
JIM (CONT'D)
(trying to decipher the guys'
signals)
Yes. No. Yes.
NADIA
Perhaps you can help me with my
studies?
The guys nod, "Yes! Yes!"
JIM
Okay...that would be cool sometime.
(sees the guys gesticulating)
How 'bout tomorrow?
NADIA
Well, I do have ballet practice.
Perhaps I can come by your house
afterwards. I can change clothes at
your place?
JIM
(barely, overwhelmed)
I suppose that would be okay.
Nadia walks off. Jim collapses into Oz's and Kevin's
arms, like a marathon runner at the end of a race. They
pat him heartily in congratulations.
EXT. RAST GREAT FALLS - SIDE OF SCHOOL - DAY
After school. Oz is there as Heather pulls up in a new
Saab.
OZ
Nice car.
HEATHER
I'm glad you think so.
OZ
You don't like it?
HEATHER
No, I like the car.
(then, direct)
By the way, though, about prom? That
was like a bad idea. Sorry I invited
you.
She hastily walks towards the school.
OZ
What?!
HEATHER
Oh, please. I asked you because I
thought you might actually be worth
going with. But you are just a jock.
No wait. You're a jerk.
OZ
What? No I'm not.
HEATHER
I saw you making fun of me with your
lacrosse buddies.
OZ
I wasn't making fun of you.
HEATHER
Give me a break, you're so full of it.
She hurries up more, breaking off from Oz, and enters the
school. After a moment, he slowly heads in.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - LITTLE AUDITORIUM - LATER
Oz and Heather are singing with the group, at opposite
ends of the room. It's a pop, contemporary arrangement
of "HOW SWEET IT IS." It sounds jazzy, cool.
Oz looks dazed, like the wind's taken out of him. He
sings along, distant. Heather, almost defiantly, sings
clearer and better than ever. Oz watches her, though she
never looks his way. At the bride of the song, Heather
breaks into a solo. She sings beautifully. Oz is
hooked.
The Choir Teacher halts the song.
CHOIR TEACHER
Okay, Heather, that was good, but I
want to thicken up that solo.
Michigan State is this Saturday, and I
want that part to
smoke.
HEATHER
I know, my timing's off.
CHOIR TEACHER
A little, but I think it'll work
better as a duet. With a tenor part.
OZ
(interrupting)
I'll do it.
A beat as the Choir Teacher is impressed and Heather
looks indifferent.
OZ (CONT'D)
I'll do it.
CHOIR TEACHER
Okay then. The rest of you okay with
that?
The rest of the choir agrees, as Heather looks to Oz with
skepticism.
CHOIR TEACHER (CONT'D)
Great. See you tomorrow.
The group starts packing up.
HEATHER
(annoyed)
Why are you doing this?
OZ
Because I want to.
HEATHER
Yeah? Well you can't fake your way
through this. You better practice.
She leaves.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS - LIBRARY - DAY
Jim, Kevin, Oz, and Stifler.
STIFLER
Fuck me! You're gonna have a naked
Eastern-European chick in your house,
and you're telling me you're not gonna
take advantage of that?
JIM
What am I gonna do, broadcast her over
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